Thursday, April 3, 2014
kingdank420:

this is the swaggiest motherfucker i have ever seen he absorbs other people’s lack of swag and then photosynthesizes it into swag that we can breathe and be reinvigorated by i cant handle it

kingdank420:

this is the swaggiest motherfucker i have ever seen he absorbs other people’s lack of swag and then photosynthesizes it into swag that we can breathe and be reinvigorated by i cant handle it

(Source: christelballz)

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

nickelbackthatassup:

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”

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beyoncebeytwice:

the police show up at ur door

chibbbles:

Oh that’s cool so I can crack the sides as well.

That’s great.

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faemuses:

throh:

this is the #1 score on the leaderboards for flappy bird android and let me tell you why this is bullshit.
assuming that the pipes cross the screen at a rate of 2 every second (it’s probably slower than this; this is an estimation), this asshole would have had to play the game for 1,562,405,107,570 seconds. let me clarify: he played for one and a half trillion seconds.
this would give us about 26,040,085,126 (over 26 billion) minutes, or approximately 434,001,418.8 (434 million) hours. that gives us 18,083,392.45 days, or about 49,544 years. they want us to believe that cro-magnons hadnt even started slapping paint on walls when this motherfucker started playing flappy bird. bull. shit.


homie so mad he slapped a bro with math to tell him why he wrong

faemuses:

throh:

this is the #1 score on the leaderboards for flappy bird android and let me tell you why this is bullshit.

assuming that the pipes cross the screen at a rate of 2 every second (it’s probably slower than this; this is an estimation), this asshole would have had to play the game for 1,562,405,107,570 seconds. let me clarify: he played for one and a half trillion seconds.

this would give us about 26,040,085,126 (over 26 billion) minutes, or approximately 434,001,418.8 (434 million) hours. that gives us 18,083,392.45 days, or about 49,544 years. they want us to believe that cro-magnons hadnt even started slapping paint on walls when this motherfucker started playing flappy bird. bull. shit.

homie so mad he slapped a bro with math to tell him why he wrong

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unfollovving:

I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL WHOEVER DID THIS

unfollovving:

I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL WHOEVER DID THIS

(Source: primadonis)

thickonce:

Even that baby like wow I’m close to Beyoncé

thickonce:

Even that baby like wow I’m close to Beyoncé